The Worst Joke Ever

A Magician turns a corner into a bar.

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funny stuff.

Lemme Alone!

Computers do not have feelings. They're created by humans, so therefore, humans are smarter. I do not believe that I should be punished for believing so. I also don't think that people should make me feel retarded because I'm not a computer whiz! Whaaaaaa!

A Fun Prank!!

When you have the time, take a video camera and film the inside of your bathroom for about 10 minutes. The next time that you host at a party at your house, have the video with you. When someone goes to the bathroom, put the video in your TV and play it. While you play the video, be sure to pretend to laugh. When the person comes out of the bathroom, they will see you and everybody else laughing at an empty bathroom. Get it?? HAHAHA!

Driving

My mom let me drive home last night. The only problem was that it just started to rain. It was fun though....well, for me anyway. My mom was freaking out the entire time and it amused me to hear her yell "SLOW DOWN!" when I was only going 15 miles per hour. I suppose it's my parents job to make sure that I drive responsibly, but I think they freak out too much. Maybe they had a bad experience once....oh I'll bet it was my brother's fault! (He's a TERRIBLE driver.)

Santa Claus

I'll bet that Santa Claus isn't a big fat guy with a white beard. In fact, he's probably really young and he probably doesn't even give presents to kids. He just sits at home and doesn't help Mrs. Claus pay for child support. He doesn't even care about Christmas; he just likes winter because it's football season. He sits around and eats chicken wings and drinks Draft beer. I hate Santa. What a jerk.


PS- The elves he hired are working for less pay than in 1920. Santa is an evil slave driver.

The Berry Tree

Whenever I walk into my class , I see the Berry Tree.
It looks so nice, it looks so good, and it calls out to me.
But right before I stretch my hand to grab a berry ture,
the big fat wolf comes crashing in and ruins my good mood.

She wants the berry for herself, she doesn't want to share.
She claims the berry as her own. It really isn't fair.
But deep down in my heart I know that the Berry Tree is mine.
It may take quite a while, but I'm sure he'll know in time. :)

Why?

Lots of people hate the show Inuyasha. The thing is though, their reasons for hating it are ridiculous. They'd rather watch anime series that are about small girls with eyes that are bigger than their heads and robots that run around like crazy. Inuyasha is drawn with normal proportions of human beings. Not only that, but it has a very good plot. People hate Inuyasha because it's a super long series. That's what makes it good! The series keeps you interested, not like Naruto, which is basically about a blonde/white Asian* who has whiskers and runs around screaming, "Believe it!!" Come on people. Watch Inuyasha. It's real anime.



* who ever heard of a blonde/white Asian?! The skin color alone whould make them Caucasian!