I'll bet that Santa Claus isn't a big fat guy with a white beard. In fact, he's probably really young and he probably doesn't even give presents to kids. He just sits at home and doesn't help Mrs. Claus pay for child support. He doesn't even care about Christmas; he just likes winter because it's football season. He sits around and eats chicken wings and drinks Draft beer. I hate Santa. What a jerk.
PS- The elves he hired are working for less pay than in 1920. Santa is an evil slave driver.
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I fixeded it! See? SEE?!
What do you have against Santa? Sounds like he burned you last year...
Thanks for fixing your code for the background of your page - it was very difficult to read!
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